Runaway Bride Night at the Ballpark

Dear Albuquerque Isotopes,

In light of my recent trip to your lovely city of Albuquerque, I think all soon-to-be-brides, both looking forward to achieving their MRS. degrees, and those (like me) who are bat-crazy, should gather at an Isotopes' game for "Runaway Bride Night" sometime in the coming weeks.

Not only would these lovely fiancees (and fiances; the bridegrooms should be included as well, since they are the ones who have to deal with us) cheer on the Isotopes, they would look great wearing an Isotopes-branded veil, corsage or garter belt, sponsored by a local formalwear specialty store.

Please let me know when this fun promotional day will occur...I'm dying to get out of Atlanta.

Tenderly,
Jennifer Wilbanks